Wednesday, November 9, 2016

The Transition Dream Team

Today, as I busily diverted all traffic on the Golden Gate Bridge to punish liberal San Francisco, I had Chris Anti-Christie fantasies of leading the Transition team, and this REALLY BIG idea occurred to me: let's make all appointees in the new regime Reality TV stars.

First up, the Supreme Court Justice --  Judge Judy.



Next, a team to head the Environment Protection Agency, that will soon after be cancelled.



Secretary of State; David Hasselbeck



Head of Homeland Security: Psy (my friend Maud observed that "he's wearing his RayBans so we can't see which way he's looking -- this keeps the enemy on edge".) Note to self: It's important to dance as the nuclear bombs drop.




Secretary of the Treasury: Honey Boo Boo, because someday she'll grow up to be a white woman...



Secretary of Health and Human Services:  Paula Deen. A fried stick of butter for every pot!




The Rest of the Cabinet: Why not.  Let's be done with it and get on to more important tasks like relocating the White House to a new luxury hotel in Washington D.C.!



Head of the Federal Reserve:  Mark Burnett, the guy who made all this possible and who is richer than God.



Heads of all Military Branches and Our New Police State: The Village People



Attorney General: Bristol Palin.  See, he's not a misogynist, after all, and we can even get a bonus astute mom advisor in the deal.



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